"What's that?"
"What? I don't see anything."
"THAT!"
*I lean in closer*
"OHMAGOD OHMAGOD OHMAGOD!!"
"That's the biggest spider I've ever seen in my life. KILL IT!"
"Ok, Ok, I sprayed it."
"I'm nauseous. I can't even go back to my desk. What if there's one in my purse, or my SHIRT?!"
"No no, I'm sure it was only that one. Don't worry."
"Don't worry? Don't worry? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING OVER THERE?"
"That's a grape."
"Oh. Can you spray it, just in case?"
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