Thursday, August 14, 2008

Is Shirley Johnson in the house?

Last night was Greek food, red wine and karaoke with the roommates. At one point an older gentleman got up to sing a song I'd never heard before. He began by asking the crowd, "Is Shirley Johnson in the house??"

And of course I raised my hand.

After the song he came over to our table. Leaning in close he asked, "Do you know what sex looks like from the inside?" At this point the three of us looked at one another and burst out laughing. "No." And he proceeded to demonstrate.

I have decided to have my birthday party there.

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