Snippets

"I'm just over here, incanato."
"You're what?"
"I'm incanato."
"Ohhhh. She's incanato."
"Yeah, you can't see me. I'm incanato."
"Right. Incanato. Got it."

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"How are you?"
"I'm fine."
"Can I help you with anything?"
"Do you know Judo?"
"Um, no. I meant anything here at work."
"Oh, then no."

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"What's that guys name that always says 'Git 'r done!'?"
"Ohhh ohhh I know! Carry the Label guy!"

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"This here, this is Anne* and she's a good drunk!"

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"I just came from my high school reunion."
"How was it?"
"Fabulous. We had a ball!"
"Did you see any old girlfriends?"
"Oh yes, and they looked wonderful!"
"Did any sparks fly??"
"Oh no dear. I've been happily married for over thirty years. My wife is probably asleep right now. And I'll go home, I'll be really quiet. And I'll climb into bed, say goodnight, and kiss her on the cheek."