Conversations with tiny people

"Miss Tiffy what you doin?"
"Putting Rachael's shoe on."
"Why?"
"Because she took it off."
"Why?"
"Because she likes the feel of carpet on her toes."
"Huh?"
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"We are going to make pictures of snowstorms. Can anyone tell me where snow comes from?"
"THE SKY!!"
"Great job. What else comes from the sky?"
"MONEY!"
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"Put your pants back on!"
"No!"
"If you don't put your pants on, I will take them and put them in your cubby."
"No!"
"Ok, here goes."
"Nooooooooooooooooo! I put dem on! I put dem on! I just want to see if I poop!"
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"Miss Tiff what you doin?"
"Rockin' the baby."
"Why?"
"Because she's not feeling well."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because she was in the enchanted forest, ate a magical flower and suddenly grew a tail."
*blank stare*
"But...why?"