Awww man

I got the mail, set it down and promptly forgot about it.

Days later.

Opening mail. Letter from Chevy Chase. Sorry, but someone accessed all of our accounts. Blah blah blah. Personal security at risk. Blah blah blah. New check card coming in mail in 7-10 days.

Next letter in stack.

Here is your new check card! Please call to activate, then dispose of your old card.

Calling phone number. Activating card.

Get scissors out.

Cut up card, tiny, little pieces. Miniature pieces. Pieces go in trash can. Look at remaining card.

EXPLETIVE.
DOUBLE EXPLETIVE.

Cut up the new card. Kept the old card.

Hmmmmm.

Call Company to order new, new card.

Go to ATM to try to deposit money.

ATM EATS CARD. "For my security"

And now? Now I have no check card for 7-10 days. All because I don't have a butler to open my mail for me.