Everyone needs a little Sunshine in their life...

(actual text message conversation between Sunshine and I yesterday)

T: Um, I don't really know what's going on in our lives lately. but it needs to stop

S: dude it's a series of full moons, curses, and hoodo, i swear

T: I want to quit life for a while

S: me too! i need a month to sedate myself and hibernate!

T: there will be True Blood episodes, vodka, and some sort of young, delicious pool boy to wait on us hand and foot

S: the sun will tan us (no burning) and chocolate will be calorie free. headaches will not exist. neither will *******.

T: And we will call it Somalia, or North Korea. you know, something exotic.

S: or communist russia! red china!

T: Happy freakin' cinco de mayo

S: haha. I forgot to get drunk before work. fuuuuuck.

(1 1/2 hours later)

S: well, at least I just spilled half a bottle of water on my crotch while driving the bus. i'm just glad this lucky streak continued...