Jumbled. Random. Sporadic. Purple?

I hate Bank of America. They are crooks. Lousy, rotten crooks. $280 in NSF fees for a BANK ERROR. And no one will correct it. I wrote the CEO.

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I love VivePro Shampoo & Conditioner by L'Oreal. You're damn right I'm worth it. (But they only cost $2.99 each, so what does that say about my worth?)

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This Fall-like weather makes me want to curl up in sweats on a front porch swing. (With a mug of hot chocolate laced with peppermint schnapps)

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I played outside today with a three year old who makes my heart melt. I love sticky fingers, and after nap snuggles, and all of that. Maternal. Urges. Cannot. Be. Ignored.

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I dropped my laptop on the hardwood floor. It seems to be fine. I'm not ashamed to admit I kissed it.

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I feel extraordinarily blessed to have found someone who loves me just as I am, and that I feel the same for him. Last night we debated a scene from the classic Western "Wild, Wild West" with Will Smith (Please note: Excessive use of irony and satire sustain me. You've been warned). In the end we agreed, kissed, and changed it to Planet Earth. My God I want a monkey.

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I've lost interest in food. That worries me. I heard on the Today show that after 3 bites of any food your tastebuds get bored. I think they heard that too. Shit.

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I ate pringles dipped in peanut butter for dinner. Because I couldn't be bothered to open a can of tuna fish.

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Every woman should be loved raucously in her life. Crickets legs symphony noisy kind of love. Rain on the tin roof, dripping into gutters kind of love. Midsummer firefly lamp, magical kind of love. Heart wrenching, soul mending, stumbling kind of love.

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I believe in the power of the written word to move people to tears, to action, to change. I would surrender my pen, and my keyboard if I didn't.

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To me, Target is one of the best places to while away the hours. It has everything. And I love to price check. I price check things just for the RUSH of it coming up On Sale. I need a fix.

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I love Reba McEntire's new song, "Consider me Gone". Consider it an anthem.

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I've been called a catalyst for change numerous times. I'm not sure how I feel about that. Sometimes I feel akin to a tornado. Here I come. Watch out. Everything's about to change.

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Life. Live to the heighth, and width, and breadth of your dreams.