A Comedy of Errors

My alarm was set to go off at 5:20am.

For the first time in probably 5 years, I hit snooze.

I woke up at 6:42am. The time I usually leave my house.

I showered and got shampoo in my eyes.

I dropped the conditioner bottle on my foot.

I got the zipper on my pants stuck so I couldn't zip them up OR take them off.

I had to kill a bug.

I forgot to make coffee.

I got stuck behind two school buses and one old guy in a Volvo.

Traffic was a snarled mess on the beltway.

I got to work fifteen minutes late.

I slipped on the tile in our bathroom and when trying to catch myself, I cut my hand on the wall (remember...they're STILL REMODELING)


And it's only 9:30.