Secrets

Co-worker: "Can you take some pictures of me?"
Me: "Like dirty ones?"
Co-worker: "Um, no... I need some business photos."
Me: "Only if you tell my why."
Co-worker: "It's just good to have business photos."
Me: "Are you going on E-Harmony?"
Co-worker: "Are you going to take the pictures or what?"
Me: "Yes, but can we take one dirty one?"
Co-worker: "NO."
Me: "What are they for?"
Co-worker: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? JUST TAKE THE PICTURES."
Me: "Ok sassy. Put on those sunglasses and throw yourself against the wall."