Once upon a time, in a land far,far away, a young woman was at home watching American Gladiators. Midway through the episode, she got a strong craving for a McDonald's Big Mac. Try as she might, she was unable to shake this desire, despite whatever inevitable consequences she knew would arise from eating such a meal. Putting the show on "pause," she hurried out to her broken-down chariot and made haste towards the nearest Mickey D's.
Upon arrival, she was greeted by an evil troll who barely understood English, took forever to take her order, and then looked confused when swiping the young woman's credit card. The troll at the next window was no better. He took an age to fill the previous chariot's order, and by the time the young woman got home with her meal, the fries were cold and had been overcooked to begin with.
Not wanting the journey to have been in vain, the woman joylessly ate her meal, and continued watching the Gladiators.
2 hours later, the Big Mac flavor still lurked in her mouth.
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Once upon a time, in a land far,far away, a young woman was at home watching American Gladiators. Midway through the episode, she got a strong craving for a McDonald's Big Mac. Try as she might, she was unable to shake this desire, despite whatever inevitable consequences she knew would arise from eating such a meal. Putting the show on "pause," she hurried out to her broken-down chariot and made haste towards the nearest Mickey D's.
Upon arrival, she was greeted by an evil troll who barely understood English, took forever to take her order, and then looked confused when swiping the young woman's credit card. The troll at the next window was no better. He took an age to fill the previous chariot's order, and by the time the young woman got home with her meal, the fries were cold and had been overcooked to begin with.
Not wanting the journey to have been in vain, the woman joylessly ate her meal, and continued watching the Gladiators.
2 hours later, the Big Mac flavor still lurked in her mouth.
True story.
AND THIS IS WHY WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.
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