Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Car Ownership for Dummies

**Ring Ring**
"Thank you for calling ****, this is Tiffany how may I help you?"
"Hey Tiffany, this is Ms. *** and my windshield wipers don't work!"
"Hmm, that's strange. They were working when you left."
"Well now they a'int."
"Did you turn the knob towards you?"
"Turn it?? Why would I do that?"
"....because that's how they work..."
"Oh sure enough, there they go."

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