He's with me

"Toll Ahead"

I wonder if he has any money

"LAST EXIT BEFORE TOLL"

I bet he doesn't

"Cash Only"

I zip ahead of him in my car, seeing him raise his hands in question. Trust me.

"$2.00 per axle"

I could really go for a red gummy bear

I pull up to the toll booth, hand the woman a $5 bill.

"Hey, listen, see that car behind me?"
"Yeah"
"Well he's with me."
"Ok..."
"Yeah, I'm his sugarmomma"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I take care of all his needs, monetarily speaking of course."
"Dammmnnn. Must be some guy to do all that."
"Oh you have NO idea. Check him out. He likes to be called Tiger."

Back at the office, my co-worker jumps out of his car and jogs over to me.

"Hey what did you tell the lady at the toll?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well when I went up there, she winked at me and said 'Hey Tiger'"
"Nothin', just told her we worked together so I was paying for you."
"Huh....weird."
"Yeah, crazy."