How can I get paid to do all of the nothing that I love to do?

I like to read. I like to write. I like wine. I like dancing.

I like good t.v. and trash t.v. I like laying around on the couches with my roommates and laughing at nothing.

I like kids. I like ice cream. I like sports. I like running. I like having my hair washed and cut.

I like chapstick. I like ice cold bottled water. I like Quiznos. I like warm, breezy days.

I like the beach. I like snow. I like skim millk. I like cooking. I like cupcakes.

I like talking to new people. I like movies. I like my cell phone. I like bargain shopping.

I like jewelry. I like fresh, full bottles of shampoo and conditioner. I like saturday nights.

I like first kisses. I like getting mail (the old fashioned kind). I like bare feet.

I like sunshine. I like rain. I like helping people. I like being needed. I like being liked.

I like creating things from scratch. I like feeling happy. I like non-sensical words.

So, how can I put all of that into a blender, add a little vodka and make some money?