Wednesday was...

5am- 4 mile run. Half marathon is October 11. I'm starting to get nervous.

8am- Leave for work half an hour late. The past month my motivation has waned due to the hostile takeover of Robomanager.

8:45am- Arrive at work for serious meeting about current state of affairs in our office. Brutal honesty unleashed. Actual quote from Robomanager, "I have laid myself bare for you guys."
Really? Really? Is that so? Because I don't need that mental image.

10:00am- Narrowly escape "The meeting that coul steal your soul." Head out to our other office. Talk with the guys there, wish I worked in such a happy, joyful place. I swear I heard angels singing.

12:00pm- Finally arrive back at my office. Make some calls. Ponder lunch. Eat grapes. Robomanger leaves for National Meeting. Celebratory dance ensues.

3:00pm- Head to credit union to do marketing blitz. 200 men, me, and twizzlers. Met a lot of people, watched the rain fall. Turned down dates from a few guys who were old enough to be my father.
No I don't remember "All in the Family". I was born in 1982. Do you know who Ludacris is?

5:00pm- Drive home. In traffic I see a woman reading something, balancing the papers on her steering wheel. She swerves into my lane and shoots me a dirty look. I'm mid sentence, singing Eddie Money's "Take me Home Tonight" , so I don't really care. I just wave.

6:30pm- Pull into parking lot at house. Explain to the guy across the street (again) that I'm not rich. I get to drive a different car everyday because of my job. Sunshine is sick. She has a sore throat and cough. Houdini and I go to Quizno's for subs. Pick up something for Sunshine.

8:00pm- Watch 3 episodes of Project Runway. You'd think it was brain surgery. THAT RUFFLE COULD POTENTIALLY SAVE MANKIND FROM CERTAIN ANNIHILATION.

10:00pm- Bed. Because I am that lame.