Yesterday I had meetings in DC all day. The traffic was the worst I've ever experienced. At one point I was yelling out my window something along the lines of "I'D RATHER EAT A LIVE DUNG BEETLE NAKED IN TIMES SQUARE THAN SIT HERE ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!!!!"
There were streets closed, accidents, conventions,and some sort of official government transport for a few Senators. It was the perfect storm.
As I watched a bike messenger fly between cars, his legs pumping through and around traffic I suddenly felt like a monkey in a cage- trapped between huge metal bars with nowhere to go.
So I did what any good monkey does, threw some poop and took a nap.
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